Sorry. I couldn’t help but post this. It’s that Tara’s fault – she made me, because the theme for the gallery is body parts. This was sent to Phil when I was about 8 months pregnant in a text saying “hello daddy”. I think his reply was something like “What the fook are you on”. I only did it because my friends egged me on after taking the piss out of my outie, saying it looked like a nose, or something. I think. I can’t quite remember but am sure it went like that.